| Dreaming in Glossywood's Exclusive Interview with LA COACHA |
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Written by Ruth Lo' Vaca
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One of my personal classic favorites, LA COACHA is searching for "La Kim Kardashian" Just recently, LA COACHA's latest Lady Gaga "Alejandro" parody video reached over 1million views in less than 5 days. She may be under Perez Hilton's wing, but LA COACHA has an undeniable self- standing talent that got her Perez Hilton's attention with her original and later ripped off classic celebrity vlogs "Chisme Time". Besides her natural comedic talent, she stands out on the red carpet or any street in Hollywood with a trademark flower in her hair, 6inch heels, and puffy cocktail pin-up dresses or a custom vinyl record hat. Once you see, hear or meet LA COACHA, it is no wonder why many celebrities, like Fergie from Black Eyed Peas volunteer interviews with her on crowded red carpet. LA COACHA, a Tijuana native, came to Glossywood with big dreams and ZERO connections. Today, she's figured out a way to befriend and be supported by the self-proclaimed and feared celebrity blogger (Latino and proud!) Perez Hilton. NBC, E! Networks, TV Guide and other networks and respectable programs have either reached out to her for interviews or for opportunities. She also often sits in for Perez Hilton at red carpet events, such as the Grammys and the MTV Movie Awards. After years of auditions, homemade videos, and much stalking of professionals in the "inside of Hollywood," LA COACHA now has loyal fans, admirers, haters, and Hollywood's attention. Her dreams are coming true. She could have given up and gotten on the bus back to Tijuana and sold flowers to tourists and weaved baskets for some American company. But instead she's living her dream. I may not be stalking Meryl Streep, Oprah, Ron Howard, or Candice Bushnell in order to get where I want to be in Glossywood, but LA COACHA has certainly reminded me, with her videos, blogs and interviews, that by obsessing over a dream, despite the odds, and finding a way to stand out among the sheep of entertainers, there will always be room for my dreams to come true. LA COACHA is: Dreaming in Glossywood! RV: Would you sign up for Dancing With The Stars or any other reality show? LC: Dancing weed the estrellas is the ideal reality chow for me. The costumes and dance moobs are sooo Coachalicious. I would win, for choor! RV: What's Next!? LC: Doing some red carpets por Perez, como the MTB Moobie Awards. Working on a Katy Perry parody next! I juan to be the Latina Weird Al Jankobic! There are big soorprises diss jeer. Ron juan to gib too mosh away! RV: What was the moment in your life that made you realize you wanted to be an entertainer and celebrity interviewer? LC: The day I came out of my mami's bagina! The doctor said that I cried like a star from a Telenovela (Spanish soap opera). RV: How long did it take you to create a reputation in Hollywood? LC: Hmmm, I kinda started Chisme Time like 3 jeers ago. Pero, when I started working for Perezito, people starting taking me a lot more seriously. And now, celebrities wash my bideos and perdy soon they will start being featured in my music bideos, que cool! RV: Why did you stalk PerezHilton out of all the people in Hollywood? LC: Because what the khell would I get out of stalking La Britney Spear? Going to yail? Perez likes to take talented people under his weengs. Plus, he's gay, so I ron need to sleep my way to the top! RV: What's the best advice you can give to Latinos with big hollywood dreams? Like myself!? LC: The internet is not the future, it is the PRESENT! Go record joorself, poot it up there. Tweet, Phasebook, Jootube, blog. Email casting directors, and producers. Joo can EASILY find their info on the internet. The hustling neber estops, pero that is the fun part! RV: How do you support yourself? What jobs have you had? Any good stories? LC: Ay support myself through CHISME, duh! Pero, in the past I sold tickets for the donkey chow in Mexico pero that wasn't as bad as the time I worked at a gay gym in El Lay. I had to call the cops ebery Friday. Too many divas under juan roof! RV: What is your goal for yourself in Hollywood? LC: To be, "La Princesa of all Media". RV: Is La Coacha single and ready to mingle? If so, with who? LC: La Coacha is ONLY single to mingle con El Ryan Gosling's dingle! Pero, I wouldn't mind tickling Yustin Timberlake's pickle. RV: What was your favorite skit or video you have ever done? LC: I thought my first Gaga/Beyonce spoof was an amazing DISAST-UH until I did my Gaga "Alejandro" music parody, wish is gonna hit more than a million biews. Eberyjuan is saying that was my best bideo, EBER! RV: What has been the most challenging part of being La Coacha? LC: Doing damage control por Perez. They cum up to me and complain, "Perez is talking chit about me! Bla bla bla! How the fock are JOO allowed in here? bla bla bla". Next time, ay need to cash that on TAPE! RV: What has been your proudest moment? LC: Cuming to America! Jose, can joo see???? LA COACHA EN CINCO: 1. Favorite astrological sign for women/men? For men, that is no brainer...ESCORPIOOOOO!!!! For women, Capricorn. They are hard working! 2. Are the flowers in your hair real? Khell no. Real flowers die and they got bugs in them. Fuchi fuchi! 3. What's your favorite gossip magazine? Star Magazine, becoz they featured me when I neber eben asked them to, el-o-el! 4. Have you thought about publishing La Coacha's diction, dictionary? Jess, I did. It would be called Spanglish Juan-on-Juan. Pero, I ron know if I will do it or not, cuz the "Mexican word of the day" came on Phasebook and killed all my ideas!!! 5. Who would you like to do a ballad or album with? Yosh Groban, I teenk we compliment eash other berry well! A muy special thank you to LA COACHA. For more LA COACHA go to www.chismetime.com or www.youtube.com/lacoacha For more Dreaming in Glossywood and Ruth Lo' Vaca go to www.youtube.com/rvaca8 CORAZONES. |
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