At last Wednesday's screening of "South of the Border," Oliver Stone's new documentary about South America's left-leaning presidents, Hugo Chavez had special eyes for one smashing guest: Courtney Love. That's right, cooky Courtney Love and Mrs. Kurt Cobain.

"It was the third wink that sold me," Mrs. Kurt Cobain told the New York Daily News. "He's a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I'd like to go. I'll rock Caracas!"

Not one for modesty, the Iran-loving, friend-to-guerillas, Venezuelan President spoke to Larry "the" King and confessed that he would have preferred to have become a Major League baseball player, that he loves to sing, and that he "love[d] America..." "Yesterday, I met a lady who sings rock and roll and we kissed." We think that's Courtney he's talking about.